avalonahead:

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

"Flying pillows filled with seething hatred"

(via stereofeathers)

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via tsarbucks)

roboticdreams:

robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them

(via stereofeathers)

i-plan-on-living-forever:

foreverpruned:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this


White people doing white things.

"He asked" oh my god

i-plan-on-living-forever:

foreverpruned:

whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this

White people doing white things.

"He asked" oh my god

(via mysterylnc)

OPEN RP

communistbakery:

whitedad:

clannyphantom:

im in my mum’s car! broom broom

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get out me car!

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awww :/image

(via mysterylnc)

roysyesterdayjam:

Shots from the RWBY Glamour Poster photo shoot. Available now at the Rooster Teeth Store.

(via leonarrd-church)

hismermaidprincess:

callerina:

No one told this otter he was a cat.

smileformyinsanity
!!!!!

(via foxwolf333)

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

(via danisnotorfire)

putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(via hi)