queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via joshpeck)

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

(via illegitimateirony)

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

(via illegitimateirony)

sadpuns:

pegsiclecosplay:

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

Hahaha

9:36pm. Still hilarious.

It’s 2096, humanity has been wiped out by raging cannibalism, only I’m alive. This very post, is still hilarious

(via illegitimateirony)

soyunfundashi:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

Steve

(via thefaultinourstar-fleet)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

(via thefaultinourstar-fleet)

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

damnthatswhack:

This is mesmerizing

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)