teathattast:

nullspaceindustries:

dingdongyouarewrong:

top 10 inconsequential tumblr pet peeves are those posts welcoming in new tumblr users from other websites that include a list of “rules”/“cultural norms” for being on tumblr that are framed as universal edicts, even though they very clearly just reflect the OP and their relatively insular social circles and not a broader ‘site culture’ whatsoever

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So true thank u Wario

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bearie:

wish i could google “am i good?” and it would tell me if i should go to the hospital

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koloocheh:

koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

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lovingmadjom:

matzahball:

anxious-depressed-potato:

matzahball:

matzahball:

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I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

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How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

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Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

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nervanaofficiai:

i drinka the coffee i get big

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homeboygirl:

leclerqued:

homeboygirl:

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.

Well if you don’t like the fact that I hate myself then you cant be my friendo

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lithominium:

soft-october-night:

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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You’re not casting

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